Toupee Quality

would it be noticeable if I had toupee made from a pig ?

I dont have money for a good quality hairpiece, my friend works at slaughterhouse and can get me most any color. I just want to look nice for the coming fall squaredance, right now I do the combover but this year I want all the ladies to ask me for a dance

ummmmmmmmmmmm NO WAY

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Actors/actresses who are inconsistent (and perhaps need a new agent)...?

Example: Nicolas Cage

I watch Adaptation., Bringing Out the Dead, Leaving Las Vegas, Lord of War, Matchstick Men, or The Weather Man - "Wow, unique and talented actor."

I watch Bangkok Dangerous, Ghost Rider, Next, or (especially) The Wicker Man -- "Wow, awful acting... and toupée."

Cage is very talented and shines in the right role, but it seems he either has awful taste in scripts or a wretched agent (or both). He should do less movies and concentrate on quality.
True, the money's the same either way (in fact, I'm sure the crappy Ghost Rider netted him more cash than the indie Leaving Las Vegas)... but shouldn't actors and actresses strive to be in quality films?

Agree with Nicholas Cage. I have no idea what happened there at all.

I would like to add.

Eddie Murphy to that also.

Beverly Hills Cop series, Shrek series. I think wow this guy is great.

Pluto Nash, Norbit, I think wow this guy has lost me.